Lorax fandom drama?
okay guys I’m gonna just listen to metal and look for Tenchi shit to reblog
punch in the feels
I heard black cats were actually the least likely to be adopted
and I used to have some really dark brown/nearly black cats
I’m seeing grey cats everywhere though it’s weird
what if there were the hunger games but with once-ler askblogs all trying to take each other out
may the anons be ever in your favor
everyone is betting on one-ler winning because cannibalism
but then in the hugest upset in history
Pun-ler comes out on top
and with each death he makes a terrible pun as they die
swag tries to hide in his money “YOU CAN’T KILL ME I’M RICH AS FUCK”
but in the end even pun-ler is killed by blind-ler who wins and he doesn’t even know where he is or what he’s doing
“Where am I”
“Who gave me this knife”
“I smell blood”
“Why are people cheering”
